just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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