You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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