just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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