Sry I called you an 8
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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