hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is her dick bigger than yours?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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