That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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