similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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