I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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