why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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