Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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