it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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