I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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