Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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