Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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