Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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