True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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