Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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