what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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