then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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