There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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