I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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