So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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