What a fucking waste of an outfit
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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