Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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