What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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