my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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