If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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