i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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