when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
