Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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