Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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