32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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