if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
