nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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