Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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