if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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