Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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