idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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