he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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