I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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