Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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