I heard we made out
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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