sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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