How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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