Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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