On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
and she was petting her beer can
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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