He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Your penis caused this!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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