Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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