Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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