i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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