i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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