I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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