i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
