woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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