I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Is this like a preordered booty call?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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