quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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