dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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