That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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